BLOODY NIGHT OF THE RATS--PART II

You won't believe this. Bad enough I've killed a rat, seen another rat, and there were droppings ALL OVER THE PLACE...(see Night Of The Rats--Part I)...

I got up last night and apparently the rat that ran across the living room floor last night was injured when I tried to kill it. So it was bleeding.

Haven't slept a second, but went in and laid down on the bed for around an hour or two.

LOOKEY WHAT I FOUND WHEN I CAME BACK OUT...This may make you vomit. Wait till you see the VIDEO I have. A YouTube smash hit waiting to happen.

Welcome to my world. The bloody carnage of RATS.

So, the RAT was on my countertop. Bleeding. Check the bottom of the bowl. Up there, too.
Anybody hungry?

This is the collection of RAT droppings just in one night. That's right. One night.
From the stovetop. The countertop. The carpet. The kitchen floor. And the bathroom.
But "just be patient" says the management from Cedar Bend. I'm sure the good-hearted
humanitarians at Michael Stevens Interests are SUPER proud.
And you're welcome for the THREE AND A HALF YEARS of never missing a rent payment.

Hard to spot the urine, but it's there. Can't drag the blood everywhere without the urine.
That wouldn't be right.

More blood. Kind of a Jackson Pollack painting.

Nice to see RAT blood smears everywhere on your countertop.
I'll have to wash these in the rusted out dishwasher with cockroaches living in it. Perfect.

Maxwell House, unlike RAT blood, is good to the last drop.
Nice to know the RATS were probably all over the countertops prior to this.
Would have been nice to get a heads up from the apartment manager--who knew there was a problem but said nothing.

Can't TRULY be nauseous unless there's blood in the sink.

More corner blood with coffee mugs. Nice.

It's like the RATS just slide around my countertops.
The apartment manager tells me to "be patient."
She didn't mention a refund on my rent for not being able to eat, cook, or sleep.

"Just be patient. It takes a while to get rid of the rats we allowed to infest the building.
Just live in squalor. Another amenity here at Cedar Bend.
Lack of compassion and squalor. All for the same price as living WITHOUT rats.

RAT BLOOD with your breakfast, anybody?

Just smear some blood around. I pay rent so rats can bleed all over my cooking surfaces.
When the landlord defaults on my safety and hygiene? "Be patient."
I've never missed a rent payment, but if I had? FIFTY DOLLARS. No "be patient" option.
Rent's due on the SECOND. Not the FIFTH as traditional.

This blood was still really fresh, too.
I hate non-fresh rat blood. It's so not upscale.
All the cool kids like the FRESH rat blood.

I like it when there's a bunch of rat blood smears next to my vitamins.
Creates kind of a contrast. Classy. In that "living with vermin" kind of way.
Thanks, Cedar Bend!

Just to give you an idea of the activity.
Looks like something out of the old Houston Oilers playbook.

That RAT must not like my countertop. He rarely stays still and....(SEE NEXT PHOTO)

...here's a mini-trifecta! Rat blood, urine AND feces! Whoo hoo!

This is the floor. I hope the RAT didn't get hurt. That would be a tragedy.
Note the lineoleum buckling. Yeah, that's from the water heater flooding my kitchen and living room.
Neither carpet nor lineoleum was replaced. Classy. Smart.
Jeepers, it's a mystery why the place is infested with rats & cockroaches.

Near the trash can.

Just a little RAT dancing.

RAT BLOOD on your burners? That's hot.

Kind of an artsy "rat feces defocused" rat blood shot.

THE Trifecta! Rat urine, rat feces, and RAT blood!!!

I love modern art. Just move into an ineptly managed apartment complex with ZERO human consideration
for the tenants, and let the art skills FLY!

This should proudly be hanging from someone's wall. Near a hearth. Yeah, a hearth.
And, ironically, THERE SHOULD BE NO RATS THERE!

A closer shot of the rat feces. As if you were looking for that.

Primitive map of RAT City.

Nothing like a stovetop with feces, blood, and urine from a RAT.

Just gross. Nasty. Filth. Vermin. That's Cedar Bend from Michael Stevens Interests.

Words fail me. I call this one "Blood & Feces" but then again I call all of them that.
Because they are all that.

Looks like a RAT feces accident over on Loop 820, Bill.
That's it from RAT FECES & BLOOD Chopper 11. Back to you, Bill.

Remember, RATS, it's safety first when bleeding and peeing and crapping on residents.
Don't fall!

Another Trifecta.

When it absolutely, positively has to have RAT blood on it overnight.

Books & Hot Sauce. The story of a RAT dropping.

I wonder if he let out a little RAT "Aieeeee!" before going over the edge?

Ick. Just ick.

Anybody see any rust in there?
I was told rust won't hurt you. But the "rat droppings are OK" people told me that, so...

Yeah. That'll get your attention as you're dumping oatmeal in a bowl.

Yummy. RAT blood in the sink!

"Wait! A better scoring pad and we can make it work!"

Another Jackson Pollack.

Mmmmm. More feces. I hate it when there's not enough feces.

Note the urine spot at the upper left.
That's what takes this one from super nauseous to vomitacious.

Cedar Bend Apartments from Michael Stevens Interests

RAT Number One: I'm bored. What do you want to do?
RAT Number Two: Right now I'm just sitting here.
RAT Number One: How about we just crap all over the carpet?
RAT Number Two: Deal.

Yeah, it was up on my drinking cup. Imagine if  they'd have put coffee in it?

Yeah. I'm really anxious to eat, drink, or cook anything in here.
So I can't cook--rat urine on pots & pans.
Can't eat--nauseous, and the can't cook thing.
Can't sleep--because there are rats everywhere.